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The Disney Economist Dress-Up Faire attraction, generously gleaming in the morning sunlight
Disney Economist Dress-Up Faire
August 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have an economist-related disorder. Here you can long for economist clothes, listen to economist anecdotes, get an economist tattoo, buy mass-produced economist t-shirts, and have your brain devoured by a live economist!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant bats won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or viral or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No talking or dawdling encouraged.
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