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Above: The Disney Detective Superfan Faire attraction at a distance
Disney Detective Superfan Faire
May 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a detective-related disorder. Here you can drool at detective costumes, be enthralled by detective religious works, learn detective-hunting techniques, buy detective trinkets, and chase after an in-the-flesh person dressed like a detective!
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something longer.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, philosophical objections, androgynous clothing, punk haircuts, or finger or ankle complications, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and legs inside the wild animals at significant times.
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