Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Detective Fantasy Sideshow attraction at midday
Disney Detective Fantasy Sideshow
January 19, 1999
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This is the place to come if you have a son with a detective fixation. Here you can try out detective hats, listen to detective anecdotes, learn detective traditions, buy detective jewelry, and get dating advice from an in-the-flesh detective!
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, overdone perfume, or romantic, kidney, attention-span, fingernail, or inner ear issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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