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The Disney Detective Fanatic Faire attraction during construction
Disney Detective Fanatic Faire
April 25, 1988
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This is the place to be if you have an unnatural detective obsession. Here you can buy detective outfits, hear detective religious works, take a "How to Be a Detective" class, buy limited-edition detective jewelry, and worship an actual detective!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving because it's required by law.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you replace something more exciting.
- Minimum height 24".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, inappropriate cluelessness, or spinal, leg, viral, romantic, brain, or chin problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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