Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Cowboy Fantasy Pageant experience, internally considered to be the premier stained experience at Disneyland
Disney Cowboy Fantasy Pageant
April 9, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a child with a cowboy fixation. Here you can drool at cowboy costumes, hear cowboy anecdotes, learn cowboy traditions, buy cowboy hats, and see if you can rent an in-the-flesh cowboy!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this experience will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from attention-span, stomach, brain, clothing, intestinal, or liver disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this experience's cast members.
- Just outside this experience can be found the hidden artists-only Club 42 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where alcohol is mandatory.
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