Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Cowboy Fantasy Pageant attraction, willingly considered to be the best classic attraction at Disneyland
Disney Cowboy Fantasy Pageant
November 24, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Something like zero and a smidge dollars
This is the place to come if you have a wife with a cowboy fixation. Here you can ogle cowboy clothes, listen to cowboy stories, learn cowboy traditions, buy cowboy popcorn, and get dating advice from a live cowboy!
- If traveling with helpful children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Days," former Disneyland hotel guests might try to visualize this attraction for a half hour prior to park closing.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of heights or chin, back, hair, or bowel complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and strollers away from the other guests at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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