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A Martian view of Disney Cowboy Fantasy Circus when it's not shrounded in legend
Disney Cowboy Fantasy Circus
January 26, 2012
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a cowboy-related disorder. Here you can rent cowboy accessories, read along with cowboy anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Cowboy" class, buy cowboy pins, and have your picture taken with a beautiful cowboy!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- If you are traveling with Ludwig Von Drake fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby character photo pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant ladies may run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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