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The Disney Clown Shopping Faire attraction, mightily performing in the shrouded candlelight
Disney Clown Shopping Faire
February 16, 1956
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a clown-related disorder. Here you can try out clown garb, hear clown storybooks, get a clown makeover, buy clown churros, and ogle an in-the-flesh clown!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you find walking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before failing this attraction, you'll want to try something more relaxing.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird growths, felony convictions, or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and strollers within the wild animals at all times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, guests are required to buy pirate specticles.
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