Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Clown Groupie Faire attraction during construction
Disney Clown Groupie Faire
October 25, 1975
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This is the place to be if you have a clown-related disorder. Here you can try out clown outfits, be enthralled by clown anecdotes, learn clown traditions, buy clown ice cream, and try to date a risen-from-the-grave clown!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ethical objections, runny makeup, sin, or hip, bowel, skin, attention-span, or spinal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from October 13 through January 5.
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