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The Disney Clown Groupie Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Clown Groupie Faire
June 17, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a clown-obsessed husband. Here you can rent clown outfits, listen to clown legends, network with other clown superfans, buy mass-produced clown trinkets, and get dating advice from a risen-from-the-grave clown!
- If you are disturbed by sofas, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as your locomotive to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 60" tall and 31 years old to ride a second time.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from social, immunological, leg, hip, or ankle issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No shoplifting or nudity encouraged.
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