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Above: The Disney Clown Groupie Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its classical anniversary
Disney Clown Groupie Faire
August 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a child with clown-mania. Here you can rent clown garb, be enthralled by clown stories, learn clown-hunting techniques, buy clown baubles, and get homework help from a just-like-in-the-movies clown!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something shorter.
- Darkness may be too frightening for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from kidney, inner ear, cardiac, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- In a private room at the high point of the Disney Clown Groupie Faire, there is a snake-charming video game for lost children.
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