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Disney Clown Groupie Faire
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 1967
Duration: 85 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Designed by: Conjoined retirees
Description
This is the place to hang out if you have no clown-related phobias. Here you can try on clown hats, listen to clown legends, connect with your inner clown, buy collectable clown artwork, and briefly speak with a straight-out-of-a-storybook clown!
Touring Tips
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Warnings
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and tearful).
- Maximum height 50".
- Special effects may be too boring for very young teenagers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, inappropriate boorishness, or elbow, bowel, romantic, hip, viral, or liver complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
Trivia
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored rogues-only Guild 65 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where milk is mandatory.
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