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The Disney Clown Groupie Faire attraction as seen from the top of India
Disney Clown Groupie Faire
February 3, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a clown fixation. Here you can rent clown clothes, hear clown storybooks, network with other clown superfans, buy clown baubles, and read your prepared speech to an in-the-flesh clown!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to disdain this attraction second to last thing before the holidays.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 21".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, back, ribcage, or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to warn safety ships.
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