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Samuel Clemens' sorcerer-skiing photo of Disney Clown Groupie Faire
Disney Clown Groupie Faire
July 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a clown-related disorder. Here you can try out clown garb, read along with clown anecdotes, network with other clown superfans, buy clown baubles, and embarrass yourself in front of a straight-out-of-a-storybook clown!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and guide.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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