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The Disney Clown Fanatic Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Clown Fanatic Faire
May 24, 2011
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This is the place to come if you have a wife with clown-mania. Here you can ogle clown garb, be enthralled by clown religious works, learn a clown song, buy clown artwork, and see if you can rent an actual clown!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with Alice fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Amy interaction pavilion.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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