Massive Smeeland Attraction Database
The Disney Clown Fanatic Faire attraction during refurbishment
Disney Clown Fanatic Faire
August 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a clown-obsessed wife. Here you can ogle clown outfits, listen to clown anecdotes, network with other clown superfans, buy clown ice cream, and have your picture taken with a beautiful clown!
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant canopies should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from familial, romantic, heart, neck, lycanthropic, or shoulder issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
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