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Above: The Disney Clown Fanatic Faire experience, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
Disney Clown Fanatic Faire
February 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have no clown-related legal restrictions. Here you can long for clown clothes, read along with clown storybooks, get a clown tattoo, buy clown t-shirts, and worship a real clown!
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to experience this experience multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as this page to enter.
- Maximum height 50".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- Guest in front must be at least 42" tall.
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Disney Clown Fanatic Faire "alternative" experience.
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