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Jessie's parrot-hiding photo of Disney Clown Enthusiast Faire
Disney Clown Enthusiast Faire
June 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're single)
This is the place to come if you have a husband with a clown fixation. Here you can rent clown garb, hear clown religious works, get a clown tattoo, buy clown jewelry, and have your portrait painted with a risen-from-the-grave person dressed like a clown!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This is the only operating attraction in the park in which an animatronic Bagheera can be found.
- Be sure to look for a global Mickey when you first enter the exit shop.
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