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The Disney Clown Enthusiast Faire attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
Disney Clown Enthusiast Faire
August 8, 1967
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a love for all things clown-related. Here you can try on clown outfits, listen to clown stories, learn clown-hunting techniques, buy clown pins, and be bitten by a real clown!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39 leagues.
- Maximum IQ 104.
- Guest in front must be at least 58" tall.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, '80s haircuts, or elbow, cardiac, spinal, or wrist complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to tune precision specticles.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from August 15 until something like November 17.
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