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Disney Clown Enthusiast Faire, a favorite attraction of Frozone
Disney Clown Enthusiast Faire
March 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have on a clown outfit. Here you can ogle clown garb, listen to clown legends, learn clown traditions, buy clown pins, and chat up an actual clown!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and tipping generously).
- Maximum IQ 64.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and shoes within the other guests at various times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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