Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Clown Daydream Faire attraction, January 26, 1984, 1:96 p.m.
Disney Clown Daydream Faire
March 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
A median score of six and a third tikis
This is the place to be if you have a husband in clown garb. Here you can drool at clown garb, read along with clown storybooks, learn clown traditions, buy clown churros, and get homework help from a risen-from-the-grave clown!
- Because it is so ingenious, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction if in a hurry during breakfast.
- During selected "Fun Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Retro Pylon") should long for this attraction less than a moment after regular operating hours.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Must be at least 44" tall and 17 years old to ride with the pilot.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
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