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The Disney Circus Unreality Faire attraction, blandly considered to be the worst small attraction at Disneyland
Disney Circus Unreality Faire
January 25, 2013
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This is the place to come if you have a toddler in circus garb. Here you can rent circus hats, be enthralled by circus anecdotes, network with other circus superfans, buy mass-produced circus churros, and read your prepared speech to an actual circus!
- If traveling with your commune, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
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