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The Disney Cheerleader Fantasy Pageant attraction at park closing
Disney Cheerleader Fantasy Pageant
May 22, 2016
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This is the place to be if you have a cheerleader-related disorder. Here you can ogle cheerleader outfits, be enthralled by cheerleader stories, get a cheerleader makeover, buy cheerleader souvenirs, and ogle a real cheerleader!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to envision something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Huck Finn's frozen nightmare is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Potato Head when you ride past the secondary queue.
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