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Below: Richard Nixon's sleigh-floating photo of Disney Cheerleader Fantasy Pageant
Disney Cheerleader Fantasy Pageant
January 23, 1971
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This is the place to come if you have a cheerleader obsession. Here you can ogle cheerleader clothes, hear cheerleader stories, get cheerleader face painting, buy cheerleader t-shirts, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a straight-out-of-a-storybook cheerleader!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for incoherent fanboys.
- Before experiencing this attraction, look for something more exciting.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for young children.
- This attraction's scenery actually extends beneath the adjacent attraction.
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