Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Cheerleader Fancy Faire dark ride, calmly degaussing in the shrouded sunlight
Disney Cheerleader Fancy Faire
March 23, 1990
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have no cheerleader-related phobias. Here you can try out cheerleader costumes, listen to cheerleader legends, get a cheerleader makeover, buy cheerleader baubles, and embarrass yourself in front of a live cheerleader!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- After delighting this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, inappropriate boorishness, or social or tongue disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unseasonal hail, this dark ride may be more fun.
- Strollers and this dark ride do not mix.
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