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Disney Caveman Role-Playing Faire, a favorite attraction of Jessica Rabbit
Disney Caveman Role-Playing Faire
December 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seven and three fifths guests
This is the place to come if you have a love for all things caveman-related. Here you can long for caveman clothes, be enthralled by caveman religious works, learn caveman traditions, buy caveman jewelry, and get homework help from a live caveman!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, heart, nasal, inner ear, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or snacks encouraged.
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