Massive Disneyson Attraction Database
A real view of Disney Caveman Role-Playing Faire when it's not bathed in darkness
Disney Caveman Role-Playing Faire
November 15, 1991
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This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural caveman obsession. Here you can long for caveman clothes, listen to caveman religious works, learn a caveman song, buy caveman pins, and read your prepared speech to a straight-out-of-a-storybook caveman!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to craft something more demanding.
Policies and Information
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or brain, spinal, hip, or knee problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested adventure.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No texting or drinks allowed.
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