Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Disney Caveman Role-Playing Faire, a favorite attraction of Ralph
Disney Caveman Role-Playing Faire
December 17, 1963
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This is the place to come if you have a caveman obsession. Here you can rent caveman outfits, read along with caveman stories, learn caveman-hunting techniques, buy caveman artwork, and have your picture taken with an actual caveman!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- During selected "Plucky Mornings," Disneyland vacationers are invited to run to this attraction more than a minute preceeding the gates opening.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate cluelessness or hip or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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