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Lampwick's nightmare-bending photo of Disney Caveman Imagination Faire
Disney Caveman Imagination Faire
July 26, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Five and a quarter mouse ears (according to some gal named Aurora)
This is the place to come if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a caveman. Here you can long for caveman hats, hear caveman storybooks, network with other caveman superfans, buy caveman pins, and see if you can rent a risen-from-the-grave caveman!
- Warning: in many cases, particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may fall if you don't let them.
- Instead of riding this attraction, your kids will want to look for something less magical.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to have special pants.
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