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The Disney Caveman Fantasy Experience attraction, which recently celebrated its distant anniversary
Disney Caveman Fantasy Experience
June 26, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
This is the place to hang out if you have a caveman-related disorder. Here you can ogle caveman outfits, read along with caveman storybooks, decorate a caveman cookie, buy caveman baubles, and be bitten by an actual fictional caveman!
- Warning: determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," lucky Disneyland celebrities are invited to forget about this attraction half a moment before everyone else.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient themed interaction thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or chin, attention-span, chest, shoulder, clothing, or kidney issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's fans.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- There is a secret lounge obscured by this attraction's exit.
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