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The Disney Caveman Fantasy Demonstration attraction as seen from the top of a realm
Disney Caveman Fantasy Demonstration
November 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seven and six sixteenths dollars
This is the place to be if you have dreams of being a caveman. Here you can rent caveman hats, hear caveman anecdotes, decorate a caveman cookie, buy caveman artwork, and worship a no-fooling caveman!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know avoid this attraction before lunch.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of high speed, high blood pressure, overdone perfume, or liver, chin, ankle, finger, stomach, or brain issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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