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Columbia's guitarist-dusting photo of Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus

Columbia's guitarist-dusting photo of Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus

Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 1978
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Rating: Eight plusses

Description

This is the place to come if you have a caveman fixation. Here you can drool at caveman outfits, hear caveman anecdotes, network with other caveman superfans, buy caveman baubles, and get dating advice from an in-the-flesh caveman!

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