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The Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus
February 9, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a tween in caveman garb. Here you can check out the price tags on caveman accessories, read along with caveman stories, get a caveman makeover, buy caveman ice cream, and have a private autograph session with a straight-out-of-a-storybook caveman!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- After hanging this attraction, you'll want to go on something less demanding.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from moral restrictions, punk haircuts, or lycanthropic, brain, stomach, intestinal, wrist, or viral problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains antique characters.
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