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The Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus attraction, nastily considered to be the best seasonal attraction at Disneyland
Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus
March 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a caveman-related disorder. Here you can ogle caveman costumes, read along with caveman legends, get a caveman tattoo, buy caveman ice cream, and briefly speak with an actual caveman!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and bathe.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be free from spinal, shoulder, bowel, lycanthropic, familial, or viral complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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