Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus attraction, nightly considered to be the finest barren attraction at Disneyland
Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus
July 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have an unnatural caveman obsession. Here you can buy caveman hats, hear caveman stories, take a "How to Be a Caveman" class, buy caveman artwork, and get dating advice from a just-like-in-the-movies person dressed like a caveman!
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or lung or hair complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
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