Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: The Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus attraction, happily considered to be the worst merry attraction at Walt Disney Land
Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus
March 5, 1987
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This is the place to hang out if you have a tween with caveman-mania. Here you can rent caveman clothes, be enthralled by caveman storybooks, get caveman face painting, buy caveman artwork, and think weird thoughts about a just-like-in-the-movies caveman!
- If it's dark out, annual passholders may sing to you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from chest, tongue, personal, ribcage, clothing, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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