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Columbia's guitarist-dusting photo of Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus
Disney Caveman Fantasy Circus
May 5, 1978
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
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This is the place to come if you have a caveman fixation. Here you can drool at caveman outfits, hear caveman anecdotes, network with other caveman superfans, buy caveman baubles, and get dating advice from an in-the-flesh caveman!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
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