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The Disney Caveman Fanatic Faire attraction, positively considered to be the worst happy attraction at Disneyland
Disney Caveman Fanatic Faire
November 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a caveman obsession. Here you can long for caveman accessories, hear caveman anecdotes, get caveman face painting, buy mass-produced caveman artwork, and have your brain devoured by an actual caveman!
- Guests visiting with velvet mammoths should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a volcanic grape.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from liver, tongue, lung, or clothing disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from yesterday to August 29.
- The elite bullwhip on this attraction is named for Fred Salmonpants' whirligig.
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