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Picture: The Disney Caveman Fanatic Faire attraction, loathsomely breathing in the evening park light
Disney Caveman Fanatic Faire
February 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a caveman obsession. Here you can drool at caveman clothes, read along with caveman religious works, get caveman face painting, buy caveman trinkets, and have a private autograph session with a real caveman!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and sweep.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 31".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and strollers away from the vehicle at all times.
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