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Ward Kimball's dragonslayer-mutating photo of Disney Caveman Fanatic Faire
Disney Caveman Fanatic Faire
November 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
An estimated ten tourists
This is the place to hang out if you have a young one with a caveman fixation. Here you can check out the price tags on caveman garb, read along with caveman storybooks, get caveman face painting, buy magical caveman churros, and get homework help from an in-the-flesh caveman!
- If you are frightened by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, experience something more magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, undiagnosed allergies, or tongue, stomach, romantic, cardiac, social, or lycanthropic problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No shoplifting or dawdling encouraged.
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