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Photo: Disney Castmember Fantasy Cavalcade, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Disney Castmember Fantasy Cavalcade
July 20, 2004
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This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a castmember. Here you can buy castmember garb, hear castmember religious works, decorate a castmember cookie, buy castmember churros, and think weird thoughts about a no-fooling fictional castmember!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '80s haircuts or spinal or personal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom firefighters.
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