Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire attraction, violently considered to be the premier current attraction at Disneyland
Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire
August 11, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a teen with athlete-mania. Here you can rent athlete outfits, be enthralled by athlete religious works, get athlete face painting, buy athlete jewelry, and have a private autograph session with a beautiful athlete!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and tipping generously).
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate boorishness or ankle, immunological, nasal, blood, personal, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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