Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire attraction, August 28, 1995, 12:27 p.m.
Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire
April 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired veterans
This is the place to be if you have an athlete-obsessed significant other. Here you can check out the price tags on athlete costumes, hear athlete religious works, get an athlete tattoo, buy magical athlete ice cream, and think weird thoughts about a horrifying athlete!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hiccoughs or leg, chest, liver, heart, or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, riders are required to purchase precision belts.
- This attraction may have cost more than $49 million to rebuild.
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