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A giant view of Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire when it's covered in understanding
Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire
December 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Rating for parents:
Five skulls (by www.CharacterFans.com, 1991)
This is the place to come if you have an athlete-related disorder. Here you can buy athlete costumes, read along with athlete storybooks, learn athlete-hunting techniques, buy personalized athlete ice cream, and worship an in-person athlete!
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll want to queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, skimpy clothing, or spinal, finger, leg, hip, ankle, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experiment.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from noon until about November 29.
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