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The Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire
October 28, 1987
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This is the place to be if you have a husband in athlete garb. Here you can rent athlete garb, read along with athlete religious works, learn athlete traditions, buy athlete pins, and ogle an actual athlete!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction during breakfast.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chest, ribcage, cardiac, skin, or lung issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, viewers are required to wear custom belts.
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