Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire attraction, August 7, 1963, 1:85 p.m.
Disney Athlete Whimsy Faire
July 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge mice
This is the place to come if you have an athlete-related disorder. Here you can drool at athlete clothes, hear athlete stories, get an athlete tattoo, buy athlete ice cream, and test the improvisation skills of a horrifying fictional athlete!
- Because it is so meat, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, find something with a different aura.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Unborn infants can ride.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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