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Above: The Disney Athlete Unreality Faire attraction during construction
Disney Athlete Unreality Faire
May 15, 2011
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 7 minutes on foot)
This is the place to come if you have a child who won't shut up about wanting to see an athlete. Here you can ogle athlete accessories, be enthralled by athlete anecdotes, connect with your inner athlete, buy athlete churros, and think weird thoughts about an in-the-flesh athlete!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to just give up and pulsate.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum IQ 79.
- Operator must be at least 57" tall.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
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