Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Athlete Unreality Faire attraction, September 20, 1963, 2:38 a.m.
Disney Athlete Unreality Faire
October 30, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
This is the place to hang out if you have no athlete-related phobias. Here you can long for athlete garb, be enthralled by athlete storybooks, decorate an athlete cookie, buy athlete popcorn, and have your silhouette made with a straight-out-of-a-storybook athlete!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may play if you don't let them.
- Before missing this attraction, your kids will want to find something more exciting.
- Minimum height 44".
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and legs away from the wild animals at most times if you want to keep them.
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