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Below: Disney Athlete Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Frozone
Disney Athlete Unreality Faire
December 9, 1970
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This is the place to be if you have an athlete fixation. Here you can long for athlete accessories, be enthralled by athlete stories, take a "How to Be a Athlete" class, buy athlete trinkets, and get dating advice from a just-like-in-the-movies athlete!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals are apt to make silly comments to your friends.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for tweens.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, children are required to buy safety men.
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