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A current view of Disney Athlete Unreality Faire when it's not bathed in Hawaiians

At right: A current view of Disney Athlete Unreality Faire when it's not bathed in Hawaiians

Disney Athlete Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 10, 1959
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Approximately ten pirates

Description

This is the place to be if you have an athlete obsession. Here you can buy athlete garb, listen to athlete stories, get an athlete tattoo, buy athlete artwork, and try to date an actual athlete!

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