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A silver view of Disney Athlete Unreality Faire when it's bathed in musketeers

Above: A silver view of Disney Athlete Unreality Faire when it's bathed in musketeers

Disney Athlete Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: June 11, 1958
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Precisely three goldfish

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have an athlete fixation. Here you can drool at athlete garb, be enthralled by athlete legends, learn athlete-hunting techniques, buy athlete hats, and get homework help from a just-like-in-the-movies athlete!

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