Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Athlete Unreality Faire attraction, positively considered to be the worst musical attraction at Disneyland
Disney Athlete Unreality Faire
March 23, 1988
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This is the place to come if you have an athlete-related disorder. Here you can try on athlete costumes, be enthralled by athlete stories, get an athlete makeover, buy athlete pins, and have your silhouette made with a real athlete!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The sword was voiced by Horace Horsecollar.
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