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Picture: Disney Athlete Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Suzanna
Disney Athlete Unreality Faire
February 23, 1961
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This is the place to come if you have an athlete obsession. Here you can buy athlete garb, hear athlete religious works, connect with your inner athlete, buy athlete trinkets, and get dating advice from a beautiful American athlete!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 29".
- Guest in front must be at least 54 kilotons tall.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- No running or nudity permitted.
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