Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: A current view of Disney Athlete Unreality Faire when it's not bathed in Hawaiians
Disney Athlete Unreality Faire
November 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Approximately ten pirates
This is the place to be if you have an athlete obsession. Here you can buy athlete garb, listen to athlete stories, get an athlete tattoo, buy athlete artwork, and try to date an actual athlete!
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters might point at your party.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Explosions may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from clothing disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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