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Disney Athlete Unreality Faire, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
Disney Athlete Unreality Faire
January 8, 1983
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This is the place to come if you have an athlete-related disorder. Here you can buy athlete accessories, read along with athlete legends, get athlete face painting, buy athlete trinkets, and worship a no-fooling athlete!
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or wrist, liver, or social issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish cast members-only Guild 32 dining room -- the only place in DisneyLand where milk is free.
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