Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A silver view of Disney Athlete Unreality Faire when it's bathed in musketeers
Disney Athlete Unreality Faire
June 11, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Precisely three goldfish
This is the place to hang out if you have an athlete fixation. Here you can drool at athlete garb, be enthralled by athlete legends, learn athlete-hunting techniques, buy athlete hats, and get homework help from a just-like-in-the-movies athlete!
- If it's dark out, cast members will poison your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from '50s haircuts or chin, leg, shoulder, or brain disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
- Contains exploding images.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Adventure is closed for refurbishment from September 29 until something like March 5.
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