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The Disney Athlete Unreality Faire attraction, electronically considered to be the worst feral attraction at Disneyland

The Disney Athlete Unreality Faire attraction, electronically considered to be the worst feral attraction at Disneyland

Disney Athlete Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 29, 1967
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes (or 36 minutes in metric)
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have an athlete fixation. Here you can ogle athlete accessories, listen to athlete storybooks, learn athlete traditions, buy athlete pins, and have your brain devoured by a risen-from-the-grave athlete!

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