Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Athlete Superfan Faire attraction, humanely considered to be the worst visual attraction at Disneyland
Disney Athlete Superfan Faire
January 5, 1973
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This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being an athlete. Here you can check out the price tags on athlete outfits, be enthralled by athlete storybooks, network with other athlete superfans, buy athlete t-shirts, and get dating advice from an in-the-flesh athlete!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before encircling this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate belts.
- It is alledged that Pocahontas' frozen boy is entombed beneath this attraction.
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