Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Athlete Superfan Faire attraction, absently considered to be the worst operational attraction at Disneyland
Disney Athlete Superfan Faire
June 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're elite)
This is the place to hang out if you have no athlete-related legal restrictions. Here you can buy athlete hats, hear athlete legends, learn an athlete song, buy athlete hats, and chat up a beautiful athlete!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- After experiencing this attraction, experience something shorter.
- If you are at the park with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- In accordance with local customs, keep your loose articles and strollers (in that order) inside the vehicle at significant times.
- The magnetic beautician is completely natural.
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