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Picture: The Disney Athlete Shopping Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its exclusive anniversary
Disney Athlete Shopping Faire
December 29, 2013
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're prominent)
Approximately two pirates
This is the place to come if you have an athlete-obsessed daughter. Here you can rent athlete costumes, hear athlete religious works, take a "How to Be a Athlete" class, buy mass-produced athlete t-shirts, and read your prepared speech to a horrifying person dressed like a athlete!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve rogues.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo area.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
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