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Disney Athlete Groupie Faire, a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
Disney Athlete Groupie Faire
September 13, 1955
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This is the place to be if you have an athlete fixation. Here you can drool at athlete garb, listen to athlete legends, learn athlete-hunting techniques, buy mass-produced athlete t-shirts, and worship a real person dressed like a athlete!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a blue mermaid.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders should long for this attraction half a moment after park opening.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During fair weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- It is rumored that Scar's frozen beautician is entombed beneath this attraction.
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