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Disney Athlete Groupie Faire, a favorite attraction of Pinocchio
Disney Athlete Groupie Faire
February 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Ten mouse ears
This is the place to be if you have an athlete-related disorder. Here you can drool at athlete garb, hear athlete religious works, get athlete face painting, buy mass-produced athlete t-shirts, and read your prepared speech to an in-the-flesh athlete!
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Unborn infants should run away.
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