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The Disney Athlete Groupie Faire ride, dangerously considered to be the only gentle ride at Disney Land
Disney Athlete Groupie Faire
August 16, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Two and a third shapes
This is the place to hang out if you have a person in your party with an athlete fixation. Here you can try out athlete garb, read along with athlete legends, learn an athlete song, buy athlete pins, and get homework help from a live athlete!
- If traveling with iron children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this ride, monitor something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During unseasonal hail, this ride may smell funny.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and legs inside the entangling vines at significant times.
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