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The Disney Athlete Groupie Faire attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Athlete Groupie Faire
July 18, 2005
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This is the place to be if you have an unnatural athlete obsession. Here you can buy athlete costumes, be enthralled by athlete religious works, learn athlete-hunting techniques, buy athlete churros, and briefly speak with a real athlete!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the wild animals at various times.
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