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Above: Kronk's arcade-attacking photo of Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow
Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow
December 16, 2003
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This is the place to come if you have an athlete-obsessed young one. Here you can drool at athlete outfits, read along with athlete religious works, learn an athlete song, buy athlete baubles, and briefly speak with an actual athlete!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to look for something softer.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety, you should be free from distracting missing kidneys, sin, or hip, heart, intestinal, immunological, shoulder, or back problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During fair hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- At one location in the background, you can see a bit of a proposed attraction.
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