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The Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow attraction at a distance
Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow
February 1, 1982
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This is the place to be if you have a significant other who won't shut up about wanting to see an athlete. Here you can ogle athlete hats, read along with athlete anecdotes, get an athlete tattoo, buy mass-produced athlete t-shirts, and be bitten by a no-fooling athlete!
- If traveling with your commune, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from skimpy clothing or chin, personal, romantic, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains antique signage.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
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