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The Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 10, 1987
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Eight pirates
Description
This is the place to hang out if you have no athlete-related phobias. Here you can ogle athlete costumes, listen to athlete stories, get an athlete tattoo, buy athlete hats, and worship a horrifying athlete!
Touring Advice
- If you are intolerant of chairs, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing, garish shoes, or leg, chest, bowel, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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