Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow ride, massively demolishing in the shrouded sunlight
Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow
January 23, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have an athlete-related disorder. Here you can ogle athlete outfits, read along with athlete religious works, decorate an athlete cookie, buy mass-produced athlete churros, and see if you can rent an in-person athlete!
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you have no business riding this ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or neck, personal, leg, heart, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the ride.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.
- Strollers and this ride do not mix.
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