Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow attraction, skittishly considered to be the only dirty attraction at Disneyland
Disney Athlete Fantasy Sideshow
August 4, 1988
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This is the place to hang out if you have a wife with athlete-mania. Here you can drool at athlete costumes, hear athlete stories, take a "How to Be a Athlete" class, buy personalized athlete hats, and try to date a horrifying athlete!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something more magical.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess autograph place.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
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