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The Disney Athlete Fantasy Parade attraction as seen from the top of Los Angeles
Disney Athlete Fantasy Parade
September 24, 2006
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This is the place to be if you have an athlete-obsessed wife. Here you can drool at athlete outfits, be enthralled by athlete stories, take a "How to Be a Athlete" class, buy athlete jewelry, and embarrass yourself in front of an actual athlete!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost goths.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- The picture of horseshoes is an inside joke.
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