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Image: The Disney Athlete Fantasy Mardi Gras attraction as seen from the top of Critter Country
Disney Athlete Fantasy Mardi Gras
April 27, 1990
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This is the place to hang out if you have a spouse who won't shut up about wanting to see an athlete. Here you can ogle athlete garb, hear athlete anecdotes, get an athlete makeover, buy athlete t-shirts, and be bitten by a risen-from-the-grave athlete!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or ankle, spinal, neck, knee, lycanthropic, or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction was previously planned for the 1993 World's Fair.
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