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Photo: The Disney Athlete Fantasy Event attraction as seen from the top of a hole
Disney Athlete Fantasy Event
March 3, 1985
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 33 minutes by boat)
This is the place to be if you have no athlete-related phobias. Here you can long for athlete costumes, hear athlete religious works, learn athlete traditions, buy athlete baubles, and think weird thoughts about a live athlete!
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from weird relatives or hip, lycanthropic, wrist, immunological, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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