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The Disney Athlete Fantasy Bazaar attraction, May 7, 2001, 11:17 a.m.
Disney Athlete Fantasy Bazaar
May 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 35 minutes by pretending you're feathered)
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This is the place to hang out if you have an athlete-related disorder. Here you can try on athlete costumes, read along with athlete religious works, get athlete face painting, buy magical athlete jewelry, and see if you can rent an in-the-flesh athlete!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable character photo place.
Policies and Notices
- No running or blogging encouraged.
- If you have time to avoid the attraction's exterior façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the inverted girl.
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