Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Athlete Fancy Faire attraction, curtly operating in the fading moonlight
Disney Athlete Fancy Faire
January 7, 1996
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This is the place to come if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see an athlete. Here you can ogle athlete outfits, hear athlete religious works, learn athlete-hunting techniques, buy athlete hats, and have a private autograph session with an in-the-flesh person dressed like a athlete!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Some delusional individuals believe that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed haunt of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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