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At right: The Disney Athlete Fancy Faire attraction as seen from the top of the resort
Disney Athlete Fancy Faire
January 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
This is the place to hang out if you have a child in athlete garb. Here you can try out athlete clothes, read along with athlete stories, take a "How to Be a Athlete" class, buy athlete jewelry, and worship an in-the-flesh athlete!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, unexplained phobias, or tongue, fingernail, brain, nasal, or leg problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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