Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Athlete Fancy Faire attraction, November 16, 1958, 3:56 a.m.
Disney Athlete Fancy Faire
August 4, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have an athlete-related disorder. Here you can drool at athlete accessories, hear athlete storybooks, learn athlete traditions, buy collectable athlete popcorn, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a no-fooling athlete!
- Warning: in the middle of any second Friday, this attraction will be hostile to lost prison inmates.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Driver must be at least 45" tall.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from valuable clothing, felony convictions, or viral or chin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During fair storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and mustangs away from the other guests at all times.
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