Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Athlete Fancy Faire attraction, limitlessly considered to be the premier lost attraction at Disneyland
Disney Athlete Fancy Faire
November 9, 1998
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This is the place to hang out if you have a child with athlete-mania. Here you can try on athlete clothes, read along with athlete religious works, network with other athlete superfans, buy athlete jewelry, and worship a straight-out-of-a-storybook athlete!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know queue up for this attraction last thing during breakfast.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, garish perfume, emotional baggage, or chin, fingernail, nasal, heart, or elbow problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- This is the last of the remaining attractions that has not malfunctioned since the resort began construction.
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