Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: A reluctant view of Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire when it's not inundated in tarps
Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire
October 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Seven and four thirds Mickeys
This is the place to be if you have a husband who won't shut up about wanting to see an astronaut. Here you can buy astronaut outfits, be enthralled by astronaut religious works, get an astronaut makeover, buy astronaut jewelry, and get homework help from a no-fooling fictional astronaut!
- If you are disturbed by long lines, then you were practically made for this show.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum height 56".
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Show is closed for improvements from June 24 to January 26.
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