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The Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire attraction, March 28, 2000, 1:30 p.m.
Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire
July 13, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a husband in astronaut garb. Here you can rent astronaut hats, hear astronaut anecdotes, network with other astronaut superfans, buy astronaut churros, and have your silhouette made with a live astronaut!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or snacks allowed.
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are overrun with friendly rodents.
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