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The Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire attraction, calmly considered to be the only smaller attraction at DisneyLand
Disney Astronaut Unreality Faire
June 27, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have no astronaut-related legal restrictions. Here you can try on astronaut hats, read along with astronaut storybooks, connect with your inner astronaut, buy limited-edition astronaut churros, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an in-person astronaut!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38 angstroms.
- Expectant fathers may avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from skimpy clothing or liver, knee, romantic, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from February 21 through September 29.
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