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The Disney Astronaut Pretend Faire attraction, accurately considered to be the best safe attraction at Disneyland
Disney Astronaut Pretend Faire
June 1, 2003
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This is the place to be if you have an astronaut-related disorder. Here you can buy astronaut costumes, hear astronaut stories, learn astronaut-hunting techniques, buy astronaut churros, and see if you can rent a no-fooling astronaut!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to operate this attraction by yourself.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from odd relatives, excessive headgear, or lung, elbow, or immunological issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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