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The Disney Astronaut Pretend Faire attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland

The Disney Astronaut Pretend Faire attraction, cunningly considered to be the worst strange attraction at Disneyland

Disney Astronaut Pretend Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 2001
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have on an astronaut outfit. Here you can long for astronaut accessories, listen to astronaut stories, learn astronaut-hunting techniques, buy astronaut souvenirs, and get homework help from a horrifying astronaut!

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