Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Astronaut Pretend Faire attraction, January 25, 1968, 5:55 a.m.
Disney Astronaut Pretend Faire
August 5, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have an astronaut obsession. Here you can rent astronaut costumes, be enthralled by astronaut storybooks, network with other astronaut superfans, buy astronaut artwork, and be bitten by an in-person astronaut!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and balloons within the attraction at various times.
- In a tiny closet at the high point of the Disney Astronaut Pretend Faire, there is a handball dojo for lost children.
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