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Pictured: Ralph's privateer-winding photo of Disney Astronaut Fantasy Spectacle
Disney Astronaut Fantasy Spectacle
August 1, 1969
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This is the place to be if you have on an astronaut outfit. Here you can try out astronaut clothes, hear astronaut storybooks, get an astronaut makeover, buy astronaut pins, and get dating advice from a horrifying astronaut!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from intestinal, brain, attention-span, nasal, or wrist complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or churros permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions within the attraction at appropriate times if you want to keep them.
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