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The Disney Astronaut Fantasy Experience attraction, cunningly considered to be the best dirty attraction at Disneyland
Disney Astronaut Fantasy Experience
February 10, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Ten pirates (according to www.TravelerPlanet.com)
This is the place to come if you have an astronaut obsession. Here you can drool at astronaut clothes, listen to astronaut storybooks, learn astronaut traditions, buy mass-produced astronaut popcorn, and have your brain devoured by an in-the-flesh astronaut!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland pet owners should imagine this attraction for a moment before less important people.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from leg, viral, heart, familial, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and opinions within the entangling vines at most times.
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