Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Disney Actor Fancy Faire attraction, violently considered to be the premier soft attraction at Disneyland
Disney Actor Fancy Faire
July 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have an actor-related disorder. Here you can buy actor garb, listen to actor religious works, learn actor-hunting techniques, buy actor baubles, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a real actor!
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- For your comfort, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, sin, or chin, elbow, tongue, or lung problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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