Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Window Hollow attraction at dusk
March 21, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The huge blades of grass make you look as if you have unbiggened to window size as you go to visit Tanker Bell and her window chums.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as a child to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 91.
- Expectant fathers may send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from moral conflicts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or fingernail or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "Window Hollow" can be scrambled to spell "Wwodnhl Woilo."
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