Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Porthole Hollow dark ride as seen from the top of a university
February 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
The Bugs-Land-like fake blades of grass make you appear as if you have shrunken to pocket size as you go to see Tanker Bell and her ruffian pals.
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this dark ride will be hostile to zombies.
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding images.
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