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At right: A barren view of Pony Hollow when it's not bathed in darkness
May 30, 2010
Avg. queue length:
The oversized artificial blades of grass make you appear as if you have asked Rick Moranis to reduce you to garden size as you go to stand in line for Dinky Bell and her nature controlling friends.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or personal or familial complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- No dancing or singing along allowed.
- Rumor has it, there are no architects used in this attraction.
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