Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Fairy Hollow, a favorite attraction of Sallah
March 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're inaccurate)
The giant artificial cast members make you seem as if you have been smalled to garden size as you go to stand in line for Tonker Bell and her Pan-loving pals.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately.
Thank you for your prayers.