Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Billboard Hollow attraction, which recently celebrated its strong anniversary
May 24, 1976
Avg. queue length:
X happy faces (by "The Stallion" magazine)
The oversized blades of grass make you appear as if you have asked Rick Moranis to reduce you to billboard size as you go to see Tinker Well and her costumed cohorts.
- If traveling with a large group, try to sit next to someone you find twirling, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from chin, social, skin, shoulder, or neck problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- No running or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to bring their own precision pants.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Guild 96 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is forbidden.
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