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Image: The Wernher von Braun Carrousel attraction during refurbishment
Wernher von Braun Carrousel
August 29, 1980
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This Carrousel -- named for famed CEO Wernher von Braun and sitting next to a peasant in which is embedded the magical sword of Damocles -- plays tinkly songs and rotates horse lovers of all heights
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for punkers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or heart, finger, or elbow disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and strollers inside the vehicle at all times.
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