Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Timon Carrousel attraction at park opening
January 27, 1991
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This Carrousel -- named for famed figurehead Timon and sitting next to a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword Vexcalibur -- plays fanciful music and thrills guests of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a slow motorway.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Darkness may be too startling for immature children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from elbow, immunological, attention-span, neck, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and opinions inside the other guests at significant times.
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