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The Tim Burton Carrousel attraction, December 12, 1968, 5:07 p.m.
Tim Burton Carrousel
September 18, 2002
Avg. queue length:
6 minutes (or 27 minutes by boat)
This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter Tim Burton and easily found by a rock in which is embedded the vorpal sword Poxcalibur -- plays circus tunes and stigmatizes young ones of all heights for no apparent reason
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something that doesn't involve gondolas.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel, finger, or lung disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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