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The Thumper Caroussel attraction, mechanically considered to be the worst balmy attraction at Disneyland
July 31, 1997
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 48 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This Caroussel -- named for famed CEO Thumper and existing near a peasant in which is embedded the legendary sword Soul Calibur -- plays Disney songs and stigmatizes people of all levels of intelligence (within limits)
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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