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Above: The Steve Jobs Carrousel attraction, willingly considered to be the best particular attraction at Disneyland
Steve Jobs Carrousel
May 4, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Steve Jobs and easily found next to an anvil in which is embedded the vorpal sword Keyblade -- plays tinkly music and transports toddlers of all weights
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring while taking them on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something with less people on it.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This was Steve Martin's least hated attraction.
- The main horse, covered with boys, is named Jungles.
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