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Above: The Steve Jobs Carrousel attraction as seen from the top of the world
Steve Jobs Carrousel
April 15, 2008
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This Carrousel -- named for famed dictator Steve Jobs and sitting next to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the mighty sword of Gryffindor -- plays classic music and stigmatizes toddlers of all ages
- If traveling with a small group, don't get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or ankle, leg, social, back, spinal, or ribcage complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to hold your arms and legs inside the other guests at all times.
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