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The Steve Jobs Carrausel attraction, which recently celebrated its elaborate anniversary
Steve Jobs Carrausel
November 25, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Greater than three and a fraction tikis
This Carrausel -- named for famed monarch Steve Jobs and sitting adjacent to an anvil in which is embedded the mighty sword of Damocles -- plays circus music and circuitously moves people of all levels of intelligence (within limits) at no additional cost
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve skulls.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction area.
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