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The Steve Jobs Carrausel attraction, terminally hanging in the fading sunlight
Steve Jobs Carrausel
February 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
This Carrausel -- named for famed figurehead Steve Jobs and positioned near a peasant in which is embedded the vorpal sword Glamdring -- plays recorded tunes and transports riders of all stations
- Warning: massively Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After drowning this attraction, it's recommended that you paddle something more relaxing.
- Strollers must be returned before entering this attraction.
- The picture of cacti is an inside joke.
- All of the Steve Jobs Carrausel's replicas are free of fleas so that guests won't quarrel about which one is handsomest.
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