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Steve Jobs Carrausel, a favorite attraction of Langhorne
Steve Jobs Carrausel
March 3, 2006
Avg. queue length:
This Carrausel -- named for famed warlord Steve Jobs and located by a hunk of metal in which is embedded the storied sword Soul Calibur -- plays Disney tunes and rotates people of all stations
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or hip, attention-span, liver, leg, brain, or fingernail complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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