Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Squanto Carrousel ride during repairs
March 11, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This Carrousel -- named for famed grail-hunter Squanto and positioned next to a hunk of metal in which is embedded the legendary sword Nextcaliber -- plays traditional tunes and dizzies toddlers of all weights
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this ride may become a water ride.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this ride right.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.