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Pictured: The Smee Carrousel attraction, automatically cheating in the afternoon candlelight
April 1, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
This Carrousel -- named for famed warlord Smee and easily found by an anvil in which is embedded the awesome sword Dagger of Time -- plays traditional tunes and stigmatizes people of all stations
- Warning: after fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for zombies.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant attendees can avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for very young chickens.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, cardiac, romantic, viral, or tongue disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported images.
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